Micro Penis Mug - Boxed earrings morphing to beautiful coral

morphing to beautiful coral

"Forget-me-not is a 'thinking of you' piece with a universal message

20/20 vision people will be wishing they didn't have perfect vision when they see these new glasses

laugh/weep and so on

and who's fun to be around

Micro Penis Mug - Boxed earrings morphing to beautiful coralSize isn't everything this Micro Penis Mug is covered with hundreds of micro penises. An inspired design that casually treads the fine line between subtle abstract masterpiece and horrendous phallic overload. "What a curiously patterned mu oh it's a load of tiny dicks." Are any of your friends growers not showers? Help them to be proud of their miniature member and show it off with our Micro ***** Mug! Just make sure you bring your magnifying glass